Nicholas Cage

Commentary on Season of the Witch

Sometimes when I watch a bad movie (and this was a bad movie), I post comments on social media while watching. Here are my running comments on Season of the Witch (I was so bored I couldn’t even muster the strength post much, plus, really, some of the scene kept my attention).

They just made it across a bridge…. That kept losing boards in front of them, but they somehow kept walking?
Oh boy. They just entered the dangerous haunted forest!
The witch called wolves?
Lots of them
Why do their faces change?
That is a really big castle
With a lot of dead monks
He thinks prayers will save him? Does he think the monks didn’t pray?
Oooh. Worse than a witch!
You know, that wasn’t the worst fight scene.

Admittedly, even creating this page may not have been worth the two minutes of effort…..which is more effort than some of the writing took on this movie…..